Thursday, May 24, 2007

Reply to Mr. Mauler

In a recent post on this site, Orange player Chris Mauler made the following reply:-

"ill go $500 with any of you TCW chumps in a heads up battle

im over this free poker shit i bring my best when cash is on the line but you keep playing your 20 person events i get more people at my home games

but check last seasons statistics if you wanna see what i can do when i wanna, but this season is only 5 weeks old still plenty of time to hit form

but if you gonna down play my poker ability put your money where your mouth is broke back mountain"

Well, first off Mr. Mauler, someone definately needs to take a huge chill pill. You remind me sooo much of those online morons when they get beat. The first thing they always say is... I'll play you heads up for $500!!

You say... "im over this free poker shit i bring my best when cash is on the line but you keep playing your 20 person events i get more people at my home games"
Well, good for you Mr. Mauler. Some people like the free poker, and some people actually do well at it. We don't give a rats behind if you get 5000 people at your home games, you are still a donkey!

You went on to say....."but check last seasons statistics if you wanna see what i can do when i wanna, but this season is only 5 weeks old still plenty of time to hit form"
Mr. Mauler, last season is over. Stop living in the past. You used to be an ok player, but now you are a very poor poker player and in 5 more weeks you will still be a very poor poker player.

And lastly you say..."but if you gonna down play my poker ability put your money where your mouth is broke back mountain"
Mr. Mauler, it's easy to down play your ability because you don't have any!

P.S. Broke back mountain was a good movie, and you obviously enjoyed it VERY much.

4 comments:

Thesensation said...

Talks cheap, put your money where your mouth is, if im so bad you will have no worries beating me and taking my money, ill wait patiently for you to accept my challenge, we can do it tomorrow night at the cash game at the ex servies

oh and sorry about the broke back mountain call, i didnt know it would hit such a "sore" spot with you

The Sensation said...

why dont you ask your TCW flunkies to chip in $10 each out of their centrelink payments over the next month so your broke ass can man up and play me chump

The Sensation said...

4 days have past and still no acceptance of my challenge from the TCWs supposed "fearless" leader like i said talk is cheap either put up or shut up, if no acceptance is made by 6:30pm sunday the 27th of may i will take it that the TCW leader is nothing but a shit talker who wont man up

The Sensation said...

Maybe you should change your name from Mark Cowie to Mark Coward